How to fail a job application.

Easy steps to fail a job application (with me):

• Apply for a job without proper certifications;
• Apply for a job without knowing English, but failing to admit it - example, using google translate;
• Apply for a job without knowing Portuguese (yes, it happens - obviously people from other countries);
• Apply for a job faking your job experience- ie, don't say you work in a team you do not work, I may have friends that have friends, and they will talk to me about you;

Now tell, me, oh nobles Networking Zen Artists, isn't it easy? You wouldn't believe how easily people fall into one of these categories.